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Tara Reid

___Aright, i know that you are all saying it to yourselves right now, and yes, it is true that Tara Reid is not my favorite, but i just decided to do a little thing for her because she isn't on my other site and she is still SUPA hot. When i first noticed her in American Pie, I knew she was a potential major hottie, but she really turned sexy in the sequel. Even though taylor is obsessed with that red head, and i admit, she is really cool in the movie, we are talking about hotties here, not just cool people, because actors and actresses are not themselves when they act in movies (except maybe for Kevin Bacon) but seriously, i mean cmon. anorexic? no. no you cannot.

Katie Holmes

___i just descovered this girl about 5 minutes ago while i was watching a trailer for a movie called "abandon" and i just had to write her name down. The cute brown eyes and awesome preportions on this superactress chicklet really gets my nerves flowing...because nerves flow. what i really mean is, if she asked me for oral pleasure i probably would say yes.

Jennifer Lopez

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___Ahh, chicks. What could truly be more awesome than a hot chick? A car? No way. A potato-powered alarm clock? I don't think so. A hover board? Possibly--its close, but not THAT close. Seriously, nothing is better than a really really hot chick...except two really hot chicks.

Kate Beckinsale

___Kate Beckinsale is starring in Underworld, which is coming out this fall. She's already a really hot chick but deffinitely looks gorgeous in this movie. I hope this flick is good because then it would just be stupid. But uh, I honestly wouldn't mind getting shot in the head by a chick wearing a leather costume.

Alyson Hannigan

___Theo wants you to think that Mena Suvari is the hottest girl from American Pie, but she's actually the crapest one. And then that Tara Reid character is just super-thin anorexic. The truly hottest chick is Alyson Hannigan. The real reason she's so hot is because of how silly she is, and also she doesn't go whoring herself around like Theo's girls. Anyway, I'd like to lick every inch of her body.

Christina Aguilera
___I guess I don't really know why I like Christina Aguilera so much. Its not because of her music, since I don't like her singing that much. Whatev. She just has a hot look, like in that one Maxim shoot...I'd put up pictures from it, but this server is the shit, and when I say that, I mean that it is almost as if it came out of something's asshole.

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		...Theo's Chick List... Tara Reid ___Aright, i know that you are all saying it to yourselves right now, and yes, it is true that Tara Reid is not my favorite, but i just decided to do a little thing for her because she isn't on my other site and she is still SUPA hot. When i first noticed her in American Pie, I knew she was a potential major hottie, but she really turned sexy in the sequel. Even though taylor is obsessed with that red head, and i admit, she is really cool in the movie, we are talking about hotties here, not just cool people, because actors and actresses are not themselves when they act in movies (except maybe for Kevin Bacon) but seriously, i mean cmon. anorexic? no. no you cannot. Katie Holmes ___i just descovered this girl about 5 minutes ago while i was watching a trailer for a movie called "abandon" and i just had to write her name down. The cute brown eyes and awesome preportions on this superactress chicklet really gets my nerves flowing...because nerves flow. what i really mean is, if she asked me for oral pleasure i probably would say yes. Jennifer Lopez Ty's Chick List ___Ahh, chicks. What could truly be more awesome than a hot chick? A car? No way. A potato-powered alarm clock? I don't think so. A hover board? Possibly--its close, but not THAT close. Seriously, nothing is better than a really really hot chick...except two really hot chicks. Kate Beckinsale ___Kate Beckinsale is starring in Underworld, which is coming out this fall. She's already a really hot chick but deffinitely looks gorgeous in this movie. I hope this flick is good because then it would just be stupid. But uh, I honestly wouldn't mind getting shot in the head by a chick wearing a leather costume. Alyson Hannigan ___Theo wants you to think that Mena Suvari is the hottest girl from American Pie, but she's actually the crapest one. And then that Tara Reid character is just super-thin anorexic. The truly hottest chick is Alyson Hannigan. The real reason she's so hot is because of how silly she is, and also she doesn't go whoring herself around like Theo's girls. Anyway, I'd like to lick every inch of her body. Christina Aguilera ___I guess I don't really know why I like Christina Aguilera so much. Its not because of her music, since I don't like her singing that much. Whatev. She just has a hot look, like in that one Maxim shoot...I'd put up pictures from it, but this server is the shit, and when I say that, I mean that it is almost as if it came out of something's asshole.